This is my buddy David. He drives a Mustang and, as everyone knows, even the worst Mustang is better than the best GM (Generic Motors) product, including, but not limited, to Firebirds!!!!!!

Notice how cool I am on the Storm Rider for the second time. That's all because the Firebird goes so much faster anyway... Being on this thing is like being in a Hyundai in comparison...

Whatever. I do this in the Firebird every day. I don't drive Mustang tom-foolery jonx like Dave (next to me but can't be seen, unfortunately...).